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Quotable Quotes

Kiddo's Quotes:

When I left Renna for her nap, her Beginner Bible was next to her bed. While cleaning up the kitchen, this is what I heard through the monitor.
I heard the pages turning and she said, "God turn light on. Light off. Make land. Water. Make people." Then a big sigh and not a sound until after her nap.
FYI: After nap the Bible was still in her bed.

The following day, Renna came to me and showed me a cut on her thumb.
Renna: “Renna have bad owie!”
Justin: “Oh no, what happened?”
Renna: “Jesus book cut mine thumb!!!”


The always classic:

"Don't Tell Flan!"

"The Obvious Y!"


You Had to be There:

To Uncle Jim:
“Did you do your pole dance yet?”
  - Jenna

“Jordan was falling down the pennies.”  - Gloria


The Rest:

Maren: "Renna...who's grandma's son?"
Renna: "Grandma..Moon!!"

Brenda: "First I boned the chicken..."

Maren to Renna: "Why did Mommy and Daddy get married?"
Renna: "Meat!"

Flan: “Pheasant season will be a little different this year. Shoot a pheasant, take a nap. Shoot a pheasant, take a nap!”
Flanson: “That said, it doesn’t look like there will be much of a change as far as napping goes during deer season.”

"I swear to God, if anyone teaches her (Renna) to say my name as anything other than "Tay T" or even says my name as anything other than "Tay T" when around her, I'll Kill them!" - Taylor (aka Tay T)

When asking Mom and Dad if there were any links they wanted added to this updated site...
  Justin: "Is there anyplace you tend to go often?"
  Flan: "The Bathroom!"

Justin: "Wash your hands!  You are in a hospital!"
Jenna: "More like, wash your hands!  You are a human being!"
Justin: "Yea, wash your hands, you just peed!"

“I Remember back when nuns walked free & touched you.”  - Flan
“Yeah they walked free… they hit us with rulers!”
  - Gloria

Re: Michelle Obama
“She’s wearing these beautiful sheath, tasteless dresses…tasteful I mean.”  - Gloria… after a bottle of wine

Thad, Chad and brad”
“People should be arrested.”
“That’s bad.”
“And sad.”
“Who is this dad?”
“It’s just a fad!”
“It’s like faith, hope and charity dinger.”
“They have a brother named hum.”

“She said she made them wrong… they’re supposed to have Easter eggs on them.”
“Doesn’t she know she has to put them there then?”

“When I was 65 I said to myself, ‘I would like to see 80’, and well…that’s come and gone so I said, ‘I’d like to see the turn of the century’, and that’s old news.  So I made myself a new goal.  I’d like to see 95” –Grandpa Rea

Brenda: “Do they still sit in front of you at church?”
Grandma: “Why yes.  And we sit behind them.”
Grandpa: “That’s usually how it works!”

“Our generation sure messed up a lot of things” – Fran
“Yeah.
  Like world peace” – Bean

Fran: “She got arrested for too many parking tickets?”
Brenda: “No it was because of things with Charlie.”
Grandma: “No…it’s because she was driving on the wrong side of the road intoxicated.”

“When things come too easily you don’t appreciate them.” – Ted

“Well your brother sure doesn’t seem to have much sense in women. And don’t tell him I said that.” – Grandma

“Well think of how much more value you have now.” – Fran
“I didn’t have any before.” – Ted

“That was back before phones that walked.” – Grandma

Jenna: “I’m writing a book about you, Grandma…it’s called The Genes That Fit.
Grandma: “The scenes what?”
Jenna: “No. Genes.
  GENES.”
Grandma: “Well I bought some jeans the other day that really fit.
  Didn’t they fit, Wendell?”
Grandpa: “Oh sure.”

 

 

 

 

 

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